Life is sweet, when you're an Engels - Kirilove offspring, really...having a fashionista mommy does come with a couple of perks. For instance you get to wear the weirdest combinations without mommy dear even noticing it.
We've learned how to conjugate Chanel: I Chanel, you Chanel, we Chanel... We will never ever have the need to buy shoes again as la mama has taken care of that for the next 80 years at least! And we often get bombarded with the craziest of goodies: think flower crowns and heart shaped glasses or Chanel snowballs and massive amounts of pretty coloured nail polish...really delightful!
The downside of being a fashionista offspring? Well, let's start with the fact that she never manages to fit us into her car as it is stuffed to the notch with her so-called "stylings". Read: truckloads of shoes, junk, her bio food and boxes full of clothes. Completely ridiculous how we are transported in times, really, somebody should arrest the woman for that!
She also uses us as her guinea pigs to test all the little lotions & potions that are sent to our address. We must admit that we in times also steal her eye shadows & lipsticks... the woman hasn't noticed that y et! So hush, hush...
In the meantime The Eloise has managed to establish a notorious party beast reputation. You put us to sleep and within seconds she's back to mischievous behaviour. Our parents don't really realize it, but truth is she invites al her teddy friends to our room and dances to the silent beats of Selena Gomez, this goes on till at least 11 o'clock, which in big people language oughta be 5:30 am or so.
She's also very fond of changing her PJ's more than two times a night, mommy dear is always puzzled when she enters our room to find The Eloise either butt naked or dressed in yet another exclusive PJ creation of hers.
We’re running short on time as we have to prepare our school bags and food and clothes and stuff…. Errr correction, The Yelena has to prepare her school stuff, she’s been raving mad about her school bag for months now and I bet my Eloise booty she won’t sleep of the excitement of going back to school.
She’s such a striver and already warning my mom that now that’s she’s entering the first grade she CAN NOT be late, so la mama now has to prepare her outfits in advance and will no longer be able to change 5 times to end up wearing what she had decided on first… WhatEV, I told my mommy dear that I’m totally ok with being fashionably late..
Peace out and PARTY ON as sleeping is totally boring and overrated!